THINGS YOU SHOULD ALSO REMEMBER ON THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 5, 2023
1. Water your plants
2. Put on clothes. We learnt that the hard way.
3. Where you live
4. Where you work
6. Drink water
7. Have your five-a-day
8. Your 8 times tables
9. Your head (if it isn't screwed on)
10. Your name
They shall not grow stuffed crusts
— Miffy (@miffythegamer) November 5, 2023
As we that are left grow stuffed crusts
Age shall not add pineapple to them
Nor other novelty toppings
At the cooking of the poppy pepperoni pizza
And in the morning for leftovers
We will remember them pic.twitter.com/mOKD95H3Oc
418 years ago today Robert Catesby, Guy Fawkes and others attempted a plot to destroy parliament. I think they’d be proud of what the Conservative Party has achieved in the last few years.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 5, 2023
A heart breaking moment for all night shift workers… pic.twitter.com/iB2MaiiNix
— Andy Monks ✈️ (@AndythePandy_) November 5, 2023
The 2 main things members complain about:
— Bad Church Secertary (@ChruchSecretary) November 6, 2023
1) The way things are
2) Change
Someone has to invent a new word that means what literally used to mean.
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) November 7, 2023
starting to think Eton isn’t all it’s cracked up to be https://t.co/PjefKGInHI
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 7, 2023
I’ve had a genuine thought. When the Queen was alive why weren’t we called The United Queendom?
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) November 7, 2023
Someone said the Captain Tom memorial spa looked like it was designed in The Sims and I had to put that to the test 🤣 https://t.co/POUJ3A1Vcg pic.twitter.com/pCkYi6jW09
— Alex Watson (@imalexwatson) November 7, 2023
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 8, 2023
👀 Ok, that’s a great call on the kerbing for the #F1 #LasVegasGP! ♦️♣️♥️♠️
— Clive Rose (@cliverose) November 8, 2023
📷 @Ryan_Champion pic.twitter.com/53PJRmQW4z
Causal understanding of water displacement by a crowpic.twitter.com/H4s8SO2NeV
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) November 9, 2023
We have a winner.
— That’s So Village (@ThatsSoVillage) November 9, 2023
This is the greatest wicket-keeper catch of all-time! 😂
[h/t @kreedajagat] pic.twitter.com/b9EIKH34JV
"The message in Suella Braverman's Christmas card says 'Being born in a stable is a lifestyle choice'"
— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) November 9, 2023
My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx
Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y pic.twitter.com/eyg2B4M2Mb
This is delightful. Via @BCollier2012
— Alastair Morgan (@AlastairMorgan) November 10, 2023
"The Prime Miniature" pic.twitter.com/ZymMh9DjaX
I'm worried about what's waiting for us in Vegas pic.twitter.com/QBYrSRujs0
— F1 TROLL (@f1trollofficial) November 10, 2023
I do find it icky that ITV gives a platform to Nigel Farage on I'm a Celebrity.
— David Brown (@MrDavidEBrown) November 9, 2023
OK, so they may be setting him up for a fall. But he gets a fee, it boosts his profile and it's an endorsement of him as a public figure. Whole thing is problematic. #imacelebrity
Why would I want ten thousand paperclips? https://t.co/QX7amovvqc
— Richard Baxter (@NotThatRBaxter) November 11, 2023
Ok as advertisements go, this is a good one. pic.twitter.com/927lprUAni
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 10, 2023
Make this man the Home Secretary @RishiSunak (and take a long hard look at this @SuellaBraverman) https://t.co/mQhjvzdzGn
— Jo C (@joacie) November 11, 2023
Day in the Life with Suella Braverman ✌🏽👅 #SuellaBraverman pic.twitter.com/JPKP57IcNE
— Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa) November 9, 2023
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